Hydrogen Atoms

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Hydrogen Atoms

Post #1by don » 08.05.2004, 01:05

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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Post #2by Bob Hegwood » 08.05.2004, 11:16

Don,

Too much caffeine? :lol: :wink: :roll:

Hee... hee...

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Post #3by don » 08.05.2004, 17:25

Maybe so. I'll use the unleaded soda pop today. :wink:

Don't see many physics "jokes", but got this one yesterday that I just had to share. :)
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Post #4by ElPelado » 09.05.2004, 09:46

I have another one, but in spanish. I dont think that in english there is a similar joke... sorry. So if someone wants to try to translate it...
A una fiesta de funciones concurrieron muchas funciones, x^2, 1/x, etc...
Tambien estaba e^x, pero ella estaba sentada sola en una punta. Dos funciones se le acercan y le dicen: "veni, integrate!". Entonces e^x contesta: "para que? si es lo mismo"
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